Things to Do

• Some easy things anyone can do to make life better for everyone: 
  STFU: Obvious I know but just consider it every now and then. Especially when you feel that gnawing moment of "should I STFU now?? You should.
• Eat your veggies.
• Don't' believe the hype: When it comes to advertisements of any kind - be doubtful. If the product was so great they would not have to spend so much convincing you to buy it.
• Think: I know it's hard and we are all so out of practice but give it a try. Don't believe everything you read or see or hear your leaders or politicians say. Think. Reason. Sort it out for yourself. Give yourself permission to be more than cattle.
• Flush the damn toilet. I mean if you cant even get this one down. If the toilet fails to flush - tell someone. Dun leave it there. HOW HARD IS IT?
• Oh, and wipe up those giant puddles you leave on the sink counter. 
• Don't punch. If you have to punch over it, it is not worth it. Unless you are defending yourself to save your own life or someone else's. Don't punch.
• Practice not being first all the time. Let the car behind you pass - especially if you yourself are in the passing lane and not going the speed limit. Just move over. You will likely catch up with them at the next traffic light and enjoy the smug satisfaction.
• Guy or girl trying to pass the person in the above bullet. OMG would you CHILL already? Relax. You do know the traffic report is chock full of people who think they know how to drive and would never get in an accident don't you. Relax. You're bringing everyone down.
• Be nice. Just do it. Quit practicing rolling your eyes and practice smiling.
• Mind your business. If you believe some way and someone else believes differently...mind your business. Unless it really effects you. REALLY effects you///Other people's religions, relationships, political leanings, lifestyles, etc. How much do these things effect you? If they come to you door asking for the same rights as you - let em have it. If they come to your door taking your rights then fight. This may require the mix of STFU and Don't Punch. And be nice. Do you really believe what you say or are you not thinking and being a dick?
• Don't litter. JUST DON'T LITTER! How effing hard is this one? Gosh! 
  Don't beat on people you love period. Not your kids not your spouse not your family. If you cannot be in a relationship without hitting someone - Be a loner. Immediately.
• Do not rely on other people's assets to accommodate your defects - In other words it is not fair that to assume everyone is going to be tolerant of what a hole you are. I am talking to the one person at work who gets to be a jerk and it's everyone else's job to raise above. When you do get called on your shyte, man or woman up and grow. Believe me - we ARE running out of patience with you. 
• Eat less, move more. Just a tiny bit of both. If you are one of the people who do not need this one... refer to first bullet.
• Quit smoking - it IS killing you. And you are or will probably cost each of us more than the people on welfare once you take horribly sick, then the peeps on welfare that you bitch about. You will need to practice the THINK thing to add this one up. You do smell like a cigarette, everyone DOES know your smoking and it's about the dumbest addiciton there is. All the sick none of the high. 
• Don't drink and drive. Do not assume that you will have the where-with-all to decide if you are to drunk to drive when it comes time to make that decision - you will not. If you cant drink without driving then you shouldn't go or you shouldn't drive. its that simple. You do not have to be an alcoholic to kill someone drinking and driving. You also will sober up and have to live with the wreckage you caused. Just don't.
• To the politicians...Look at your wife or husband or daughter or best friend or someone who you do cherish and ask yourself if you would be happy if THEY were the ones to suffer the consequence of your actions before you make decisions that effect the people you don;t know. Like all of us.
• To the politicians...Quit running for office to get rich. Service is a noble thing. Stop giving it such a terrible name.
• To the News...call yourself something else if you are not going to report the truth - un-spun so we can spin it for ourselves. Call yourself...Newsaganda.
• To extremists like Rush and Michelle Bachman - quit hogging all the camera time so the world can see what this country is really about. please! You are making us look like the Jerry Springer Show. 
• To the filthy rich cororations. Please develop a conscience. We don't want  your damn money - we just want a life that is not fraught with the fear of  how  effed up you are making  it. We just want to own a home raise our kids eat every day - maybe find some releief when we get sick and watch some damn TV. Relax and have a heart K?
• Socialites and the people who give a crap what they are doing - stop. We need the room in the cultural landscape for things that matter mopre. Like anything else.